Lip Gloss that tells you when she's in the mood!

Here is the mother of all inventions…. The Mood Swing Emotionally Activated Lip Gloss, yep it does what no one could have thought.. a gloss that let's you know when your girl is in the "mood"! The gloss starts out clear and then into different shades of pink depending on the wearers mood.

Your welcome Guy's!

Public Nudity Legal in 5 states!!

Technically, it's legal for Women to walk around topless in five states. Maine, New York, Ohio, Hawaii, and Texas! Guy's you might want to cross the state line to see a few topless ladies! :)

The 25 Most Un-Sexy Sounds Ever!

1. Someone blowing their nose.
2. Toenails being clipped.
3. Gum-smacking.
4. The clink-clink of an exposed metal heel walking on pavement.
5. Slurping soup or spaghetti.
6. Water from the shower hitting an inch of water at the bottom of the bathtub when the drain is somewhat clogged.
7. The words “moist,” “cutlet,” “soiled,” and “panties” pronounced out loud.
8. The whirl of a hairdryer.
9. The phrase “I’m not in love with you anymore” delivered by someone you’re very much in love with.
10. The remaining droplets of liquid sipped through a straw.
11. Nadya Suleman’s laugh.
12. A dog’s yelp when its tail is stepped on.
13. The scurry of rodent feet across hardwood floors.
14. A woodpecker doing its business.
15. A dog or cat licking its nether-regions.
16. “On the Wings of Love” by Jeffrey Osbourne.
17. Cotton mouth.
18. The somewhat distracting hum of the Hitachi Magic Wand. (Luckily, its powers more than make up for its sound.)
19. Slow, wet farts.
20. Sneakers squeaking.
21. Head-scratching.
22. Nails on a chalkboard.
23. Snooki’s voice saying just about anything.
    
24. Teeth sucking.
25. A super phlegm-y cough.

Hello Kitty Wine!

Hello Kitty Wines were originally conceived by Camomilla S.p.A. which is a very successful fashion company in Italy that does a huge amount of business manufacturing and selling Hello Kitty licensed merchandise in Italy and beyond. Camomilla S.p.A. partnered up with Torti "Tenimenti Castelrotto" boutique Italian winery located in the highly regarded Lombardy wine region...Our company, Innovation Spirits, has been awarded the agency to market and sell the products here in the U.S. and other select markets. Yay!!

Their tagline for the wine products is "Our favorite girl has grown up", which is done intentionally to indicate that Hello Kitty, in her 35 years of existence, has crossed over from being a children's brand to being a brand for children and adults alike.

Here are some tasting notes for the four types:

Hello Kitty Sparkling Brut Rosé - A deep reddish pink sparkling rose made from 100% Pinot Noir that has a frothy mousse as well as a pretty nose of rose petal and red currant scents.

Hello Kitty Sparkling "Sweet Pink" (Half Size) - This semi-sweet sparkler sports a pale pink hue and has very delicate bubbles.

2008 Hello Kitty Angel White - This is a fresh, very "blanc" white wine made entirely from Pinot Noir free run juice.

2006 Hello Kitty Devil Red - Garnet red with brickish highlights, this is a classically rendered Pinot Noir that presents a seductive bouquet of wild flowers and forest aromas.

Visit their website: HelloKittyWine.com.

LOL!

Octomom aka Nadya Suleman struck a deal with P.E.T.A to post a sign in her front yard that says: "Don't let your dog or cat become an 'Octomom'. This deal will help Nadya stay in her La Habra, CA home. Enough with the kid's Nadya!!